The mobile song

You, you've made me mobile.
Now I can SMS, and take those 24 hour calls.
Yes it's you, you've made me mobile.
I've got my TV, and I play nintendo 64.

Yes it's you, you've stolen my childhood,
you've raped my innocence,
you deconstruct me digitally.
Yes you, you've torn apart my empathy,
since I can watch Rambo blown up on the big screen.

You, you've made me mobile.
I'm a member of Jenny Craig, since I'm already 9 years old.
Yes it's you, you've made me mobile.
I've got my internet, and I'm under its cyber control.

Yes it's you, you've stolen my childhood,
you've raped my innocence,
you deconstruct me digitally.
Yes you, you've torn apart my empathy,
since I can watch Rambo blown up on the big screen.